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  Lump: A Collection of Short Stories

  Claire L. Fishback

  Published by Dark Doorways Press, LLC, 2019.

  This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.

  LUMP: A COLLECTION OF SHORT STORIES

  First edition. March 22, 2019.

  Copyright © 2019 Claire L. Fishback.

  ISBN: 978-1970121049

  Written by Claire L. Fishback.

  Table of Contents

  Author’s Note

  Part One: Bug Bites

  Lump Wants New Skin

  The Beetle

  The Harvester

  The Wax Collection

  The Big Toe

  Box on the Doorstep

  Alice’s Ink

  Shadow Ghosts

  The Boy on the Bridge

  Octopus Soup

  Frog Trap

  The Wine of Life

  Oatmeal

  Part Two: Furuncles

  Cafeteria Food

  Mountain View Hospital

  Death is Not an Excuse

  Goodbye Liver

  Judgment

  Marci Loves My Boots

  North by Northwest

  Parts ‘R’ Us

  Room by Age

  A Call from Godzilla

  Mycelia

  The Auction

  The Door

  Sounds of Terror

  Worship of Tools Day—March 11th

  Teddy Bear’s Feast

  Roses Are Red

  Second Floor Faces

  Cellar Soup

  The Fork in the Road

  The Face in the Window

  Brain With Tentacles

  Mozzarella Ball

  Little Mummy Cat

  The Tiniest Enchilada

  Year 2245

  An Odd Job

  Part Three: Goiters

  Clown in the Closet

  Old O

  Seven Nights of Fright

  Medicine Memory

  The Replacements

  The Healer

  Sounds and Silences

  Gloria’s Tears

  A Sickness Like No Other

  The Interrupted Autopsy

  Remembra

  Lump’s Dream

  Acknowledgements

  One last thing...

  Sneak Peek of THE BLOOD OF SEVEN

  The Blood of Seven: Chapter 1

  The Blood of Seven: Chapter 2

  For Tim

  Who read all of these stories and married me anyway

  And for my dad, my other favorite person of the male persuasion

  Author’s Note

  I DON’T KNOW ABOUT you, but when we sit down to watch TV in the evening after a busy day, we choose what to watch depending on how much time we have before our self-inflicted bedtime. Sometimes we have time for two long shows, sometimes a long show and a short show.

  I set this book up with the binge-watching craze in mind. Choose the length of story you want to read, depending on the time you have.

  Got a few minutes before a meeting? Stuck in the exam room while you wait for the doctor to check out the strange bite mark on your shoulder? Scratch some Bug Bites. These stories are all under 500 words and include my very first story featuring the title character, Lump. He shows up a lot throughout the book, sometimes despicable, other times piteous. In all instances, he is someone’s pawn, doing mindless, senseless, and horrific work.

  Maybe you’re at the DMV or waiting in the security line at the airport with suspicious contents in your carry on. Squeeze in a Furuncle or two. They range from 501-1,000 words. There’s something for everyone here, as long as everyone has a twisty mind.

  Are you on the train? A plane? In the trunk of someone’s car? Goiters are enlarged tales over 1,001 words. The feature is Lump’s expanded story, "Lump’s Dream," in which we learn his true motivation. A few of these stories have been published, and one of my personal favorites, which was short-listed for a “binge-reading” anthology, is "Old O." Grab some tissues. This one’s a tear jerker.

  Enjoy!

  Claire L. Fishback

  “Short stories are tiny windows into other worlds and other minds and other dreams. They are journeys you can make to the far side of the universe and still be back in time for dinner.”

  – Neil Gaiman

  Part One: Bug Bites

  Lump Wants New Skin

  HIS SKIN WAS COVERED in lumpy scars, deep and uncared for wounds from his past. He ran the blade along the whetting stone slowly. He looked to his right, through eyes mostly hidden by flaps of swollen tissue, at the girl. He exposed his gums and the three crooked and oversized teeth embedded within them.

  “Lump want . . . new skin.” His lips contorted in anguish. He stood up, his thick fist clenched around the filet knife. The girl screamed as he gripped her wrist and dug the knife in. He pulled down, peeling a strip of skin away from her arm.

  The Beetle

  SLIME COVERED HER FACE as fat night crawlers squirmed through the dirt, exploring this new cavity placed in the ground. It was snug and cool. An underground burrow with few entries.

  She woke to an insect feeling its way over her lips, pausing at her nostril. When it slipped inside she tried to sit up but was stopped short when she hit her head. Dust crumbled into her eyes. Her scream was cut short as the bug explored her sinuses and made its way into her throat. She was faintly aware of muffled laughter above, as she choked and suffocated on the beetle.

  The Harvester

  A MOLAR RESTS ON THE hardwood floor, clotted blood dangling from the roots. A woman’s scream pierces the air. Another tooth lands next to the first.

  “I’ll have them all,” a hoarse voice croaks. He wipes his lumpy brow with a bloodstained cloth.

  The woman screams again as another tooth is ripped mercilessly from her mouth. When he is finished, he collects them into a jar, and places them on a shelf next to the eyeballs. He pulls a spoon from his belt and approaches her again.

  He cackles, “The better to see you with!”

  The woman’s piercing scream can be heard from outside the cabin, but at the edge of the forest there is not a sound.

  The Wax Collection

  THE CANDLES DRIPPED wax into hot vats. Steve struggled against his bindings, stiff ropes that dug into his wrists and ankles. Dainty footsteps followed by heavy thudding entered the stone chamber.

  The seductress leaned over him, her face soft and gentle. She motioned to a lumpy man with deep scars. He lifted a vat over his head and poured it over Steve’s body. Steve cried out in burning anguish.

  “You’ll make a nice addition to my collection,” she breathed. She motioned to a wall of men, standing, wrists bound, mouths gagged, all waxy and still. She looked at the thug who lifted another vat over his head. He smiled with three crooked teeth and poured the wax on Steve’s face.

  The Big Toe

  THE TOENAIL ON HIS right big toe was yellow, ingrown, and bulging. He always wore sandals, and he always touched that toe. He was obsessed with it, like he had to know it was still there. He rarely washed his hands.

  One day, he reached out after molesting his toe, sock fuzz from long ago sticking to his fingers, and fondled several tea cakes on a tray on the table. He finally decided on one and popped it into his mouth. The fuzz was gone from his hand.

  I took the knife from the table and swung it hard. All his toes scattered onto the floor like dice in a game of Yahtzee.

  Box on the Doorstep

  THE BOX LEANED, SLOPING to one side. The tape was worn and weak, threatening to allow the flaps to pop open, spoiling the surprise. The right side was dented in. The left side had a puncture wound, too small to see inside. A bottom corner had an oily, reddish s
tain.

  It sat on the doorstep, waiting for someone to open it. A strange scent of old garbage and rotting meat hovered around.

  Inside the box, his face was frozen in terror. His hair matted with blood. His eyes were missing, as were a few of his teeth. The neck, a gaping wound, oozed blood. He would never cheat again, and his lover would know it.

  Alice’s Ink

  THE RED INK SLITHERED across the page, the pen left unattended. Gliding and oozing it spelled out words on its own, ink glistening in the candle light. When the writer returned, he stared at the page.

  You will die, the words said.

  He dropped his tea cup, suddenly unable to breathe. The cup broke against the hardwood floor. The writer dropped to his knees, clawing at his throat. He stared at the words, a pleading look in his eyes. He looked past the page at the young, blond girl staring from the chair. She twitched, causing the tubes, extending from her veins and into a jar, to tremble.

  “Alice, please . . . ” the writer managed to get out.

  She only stared.

  Shadow Ghosts

  Dedicated to Angela Alsaleem. I hope you no longer see them.

  SHADOWS CREPT ACROSS the wall. The same shadows I’ve seen every night since we moved into this old dump of a house. I haven’t slept for a week.

  In the beginning, I tried to convince myself they were nothing. A trick of the eyes in the silent blackness filling my room. I closed my eyes, and knew better, for I no longer saw the shadows slipping along the wall and disappearing into the dark corners of the room. Instead, I saw the shadow’s faces.

  The female frightens me the most. She has a round, purple face. It’s as if she’s held her breath far too long and her skin craves the oxygen she denies herself. Her hair is a mess of greasy tangles. Her eyes are bloodshot. I can smell her, too. That hot, oily smell a terminally ill person exudes. Sweat and inner decay.

  The male has an orange moustache. The way he looks at me forces my eyes to stay open.

  I watch their shadows drift across the wall and I wonder if I’ll ever get some sleep. I close my eyes. The female holds a knife above me.

  The male licks his lips.

  The Boy on the Bridge

  THEY CALLED HIM HENRY. He lost his left hand in an accident in the woods before they moved to the city by the water. They said it was an accident, anyway.

  They said Henry was born on Friday the thirteenth. He was cursed with bad luck, they said. They said a lot of things like that. Blaming these accidents on his bad luck. I call it bad parenting, but who am I to judge? We share the same parents, after all.

  Before the hand, he usually only suffered minor scrapes and bruises. A black eye. A bloody nose was the least of his worries. Sometimes there were burns. Once or twice he broke a finger or two.

  I often wondered when Child Protective Services would come take us away from our neglectful parents. Parents who disregarded our tattered clothes and dirty faces. Parents who hardly gave us a pat on the head, let alone a hug. Parents who didn’t even notice the blood-soaked bandage on Henry’s stump.

  We were on the bridge now. Henry kicked a ball in the street.

  The car coming up the lane swerved too late.

  Now will they come? Now will they save us?

  Octopus Soup

  THE FIRST THING YOU notice is the smell. It is onions, garlic, and basil. You think you might be having pizza, but when you open your eyes, you’re sitting in a pan with potatoes, carrots, and mushrooms, inside a giant oven. The temperature is slowly rising.

  You don’t remember quite how you got into this predicament, but you do recall meeting some very strange characters the night before who asked a lot of personal questions about your health. How much did you weigh, what did you eat in the last week, what kind of exercise did you do, things of that nature.

  You struggle against bindings that hold you in the pan, they aren’t thick, but they bite into your bare skin. You suddenly remember more.

  Earlier that day, before meeting the odd individuals, you ate half a gallon of ice cream. You didn’t mention that to them during their questioning. Who would admit to such a feat? It was gluttonous and disgusting, and you remember feeling that way about yourself after the last bite went down. Before that you were at the gym. Before that you were at a friend’s house trying to teach her child how to tie his shoes.

  The oven opens and light spills inside. Bright, luminous light, much different than the red glow cast from the elements in the top and bottom of the oven. Something is stuck into the pan and you feel a hot liquid wash over your legs. You cry out in pain. Then comes another sensation. Something has been stabbed into your thigh. You struggle to look and see a meat thermometer sticking from your leg. You watch as the temperature rises. The needle stops on a line that reads, “Martian.” Above that is Venusian, Jupiterite, and Earthling.

  You gasp, trying to breathe the hot air inside the oven. Your lungs burn. Your eyes feel like they may burst.

  Suddenly, when a tentacle, complete with suction cups, reaches into the oven, you remember what may have spawned the idea of eating you in the individual’s heads.

  Last night, when you met them, you were eating the octopus soup.

  Frog Trap

  IF I DREW A SCHEMATIC of what I wanted, Boyd could make it. His shop was called “I Made It,” featuring any number of homemade items: lamps, toasters, microwaves. You name it, Boyd made it.

  He put on his glasses and examined the drawing. “Frog trap?” he asked.

  “I need it Friday,” I said.

  The device was simple: frog swims in, can’t swim out. The frog was not an ordinary frog. It was smart. It reasoned. It was . . . different.

  Boyd delivered. I eagerly took the trap to the pond and placed it in the shallow water. After a while, the alarm sounded, and inside the trap was the frog. I cackled maniacally and pulled it out. I stared into its face.

  There was a splat, and I looked down into the watery eyes of hundreds of frogs. I was surrounded. I looked at the frog in my hand. His tongue lashed out, striking my eye. I dropped him and grabbed my face. When I pulled my hand away, it was covered in blood.

  The others flicked their tongues. I stumbled backward and fell. One jumped onto my chest, and inched closer before shooting his tongue and snagging my other eye.

  Tiny, slimy hands touched my lips and a cold mass entered my mouth. It struggled down my throat blocking my windpipe. I clawed at my throat. I gasped hard as the frog passed down into my gut.

  Frogs around me croaked in anticipation. Suddenly, pain in my abdomen forced a scream from my lips. I felt a lump in my stomach with blind fingers. The resulting surges of agony split through the air with the tearing of skin and fabric. The frog climbed out.

  The last thing I felt were hundreds of frogs jumping into the open wound and burrowing inside my body.

  The Wine of Life

  DEATH BY FOOD SAT BETWEEN Huxley’s Tux Shoppe and Write Your Life Down Biography Services on Main Street in what was called the Death District, mainly for the skyrocketing death rates–suicides, murders, accidents. Whatever they were called, the majority of crimes that took place involved someone’s life expiring. Death by Food was a ritzy place with high-priced meals, sultry mood, and the only place that catered to the macabre individuals that resided in the Death District: People who claimed to be vampires, witches, and artists with no souls, having sold them to the Devil in the name of their craft. The restaurant was also a cover. They had ways to dispose of . . . carcasses.

  The man in black sat down at the table with a woman in a golden dress with red curls. She did not greet him; barely looked at him. He didn’t mind. It was all part of the price he paid to sit with her. He ordered The Wine of Life that was advertised as the table’s special.

  The crystal decanter came accompanied by two small glasses. It sloshed, coating the sides with each step the server took. She approached the table with a wide smile and delicately placed the glasses on the white tableclo
th. She set the tray aside and uncorked the decanter, her smile never wavering.

  After each glass was full of thick, red liquid, she left.

  “The wine of life, my sweet.” the man in black said to the lady across from him.

  Her pale skin shined in the candle light. He lifted a glass to his lips and sipped. A tremor ran through his body, a quiet moan escaped his lips. He looked at his date. Her glassy eyes stared at nothing, her plastic skin tight across her facial structure. She slumped a little further to the left as the man in black sipped again from his glass.

  “Do you mind if I drink yours, my dear?” He asked of his dead companion. “Of course you don’t.”

  He looked around the room at the patrons of the restaurant, wondering what their lives were like. Their dates were very obviously alive, talking, laughing, chatting, intoxicated with life, love, or alcohol. He looked at his date with disgust.

  “You never talk to me anymore,” he said with a false pout. He sat in silence, staring at her frozen features. He started to laugh—a low, rhythmic noise in his throat. Building, it reached his lips and spilled out, loud, grating. He wiped a tear from his eye and beckoned to the server.

  “Take care of her, will you?” he asked. The server bowed slightly, gripped the woman under the armpits and dragged her away. “Her blood is delicious,” he said to himself, sipping from the tiny glass once more. “But she isn’t very good company.”